friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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