You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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