i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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