I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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