Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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