whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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