I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just want nice things and good sex
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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