omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
time to smoke my breakfast
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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