we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
whose ass print is on the piano?
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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