I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
i think we sleep fucked last night...
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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