i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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