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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!

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  ...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...

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• (909): View more from California

  i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels

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• (512): View more from Texas

  My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.

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