Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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