I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?