nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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