Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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