We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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