you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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