Define "chronic" masturbator.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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