Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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