I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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