Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
