Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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