...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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