Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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