She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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