I can't watch pbs sober anymore
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Everyone says I win the strip club
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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