We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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