Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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