I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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