Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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