i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My feet surprised me
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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