I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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