The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone