No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol