Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.