Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(417): View more from Missouri

No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.

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(858): View more from California

i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Since when do you wear a bracelet?

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be

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(785): View more from Kansas

so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse

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(907): View more from Alaska

started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

This ER has an aquarium in it!!!

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(613): View more from Ontario

Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?

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(636): View more from Missouri

She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol

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