Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
