id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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