So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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