if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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