Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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