talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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