I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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