so explain again why im purple
no
I think I won the penis lottery.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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