if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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