Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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