We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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