If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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