9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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