you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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