What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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