talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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