Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Boobs are out for the taking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Is Oprah even human
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Randomize