Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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