That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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