Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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