why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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