i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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