did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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