i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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