Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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